Need to make a Big Impression on Someone?
Well here's what they get!
- A message from us (Cybercalifragilistic) surprising them that something exciting awaits when they surf to their Personalized Web Site. The Web address includes their name (for example: http://www.cybercal.com/John_Smith.html).
- All sites feature a greeting with your salutations and a scrolling JAVA bithday message. Standard web sites are available for two weeks, Guestbooks for two months from the start date you indicate.
- Also available are Electronic Singing Telegrams with your voice singing (or speaking, with instructions) and virtual guestbooks where visitors may leave messages. Save everyone a nickle! Virtual Guestbooks are excellent for co-workers on opposite coasts and family living overseas.
- You don't need to be an MIT graduate to view our web sites. There are no e-mail attachments to open, no passcodes and everyone can surf over to view the gift or sign your guestbook.
Here's What You Do!
- Use the links to preview the greeting selections.
- The designs and the order form are right on this page simply scroll down and fill in the form with the personal information. ALL information is kept confidential!
- This is a SECURE ordering form or call 800-713-7701, int'l 954-989-3338. If you are calling in your credit card, try to submit the information via the form as it helps avoid typographical errors. If you are routed through the phone service, don't sweat it...leave a message. Calls are returned within minutes.
- Cybercalifragilistic always sends a receipt and confirmation notice.
- By the way, our company is an InfoSeek Select Site and we have been ranked one of the Web's Top 1000 Web Sites by PC Computing Magazine.
- Try our REMIND ME Service. Just fill out the form with your special dates and we will send you e-mail reminding you of the occasion the week before the date.
COST:
Standard Web Site Greeting Selections are $14.95 and are online for two weeks.
Click here to view the selections now.Virtual Guestbook Greetings are available for a $10.00 add on. It's a cool way for out-of-town friends and family to acknowledge a special date. Order in advance of the date so friends can sign the guestbook before the party. Click this link to VISIT A CUSTOMER'S GUESTBOOK/AUDIO SITE and get a feel for how the audio is presented.
Singing Electronic Greetings are a $20.00 add on to any order. Submit the form then call 954-989-3338 within the US to sing. You will be routed through our phone system so listen carefully and be prepared. If you have additional questions call our 800#. (One refrain of the Birthday Song should do it or up to 30 seconds. Audio delivered in .mp2 or .VOX format with player download instructions. Singing Telegrams are not recommended as a gift for a novice user and we can't give refunds because the user is unable to work the audio function.
These designs are copyright protected.
Birthday Selections
For Romantic Selections see the Love & Romance Heading:
- Clickable-Rats It's Another Birthday Dear Friend, I'll bet you're thinking...Rat's It's Another Birthday. But, it could be worse...
Instead of reading this greeting you could be on hold for tech support.
- Happy Birthday You CompuPotato(General)- "I'm such a CompuPotato, I(we) had this Home Page created just for you, Happy Birthday!" Or insert your own message for this one! (Same number of letters please.)
- Highway Sign (Insert any age for 00)- Dear Person, There's nothing like doing 00 on the info highway...Happy Virtual Birthday!" (Please give us the age of the person in the comment area!)
- System Maintenance (Monitor Image)-Now That You're 00 (Insert any age for 00)- Dear Person, Now that You're 30 (or whatever)...It's probably time for a little System Maintenance." (Make sure you give us the age of the person)
- Slip a Disk (Diskette Image)-Dear Person, Now that You've Hit the Big 30 (Insert any age)...Careful you don't slip a disk." (Make sure you give us the age of the person)
- Virtual Reality Check (Image is funky cartoon check) Here's My(Our) Two Cents Worth on Your Birthday.
- Archived File Cartoon by John Zakour Boy This Thing Is Old...Happy Birthday from one archived file to another
- Mile Marker Birthday(Insert any age)- Dear Person, Now that you've reached Mile Marker 20 (or whatever) on the Info Highway...Happy Virtual Birthday wishes to my(our) favorite navitator.
- Sexy Birthday (to Male)
Dear Person, I would love to un-zip your proprietary files!"
- Happy Birthday- I'm WWWild About You (to woman)
- Happy Birthday (image is a girl crying) - "It's your birthday cry if you want to!" Great from younger friends or colleagues
- Clickable-Happy Birthday/Friendship Fabulous Cyber Facts- "Fabulous Cyber Fact for your Birthday...Honey, there are no panty lines in cyberspace!"
Anniversary/Love/Romance Selections:
- Love Letter from Cyberspace (to male)- Dearest Person, Send us your own special message here...Closing reads-Written with love and sent with a kiss...Your Name.
Specify if Birthday or Anniversary please.
- Mile Marker Anniversary (Insert any age or aniversary years)- Dear Person, Now that we've reached Mile Marker 20 (or whatever) on the Super Highway of Wedded Bliss...Let's navigate together another 20 years.
- Anniversary (to Male)
Dear Person, I would love to un-zip your proprietary files!"
- Sexy Anniversary (to female)
Dear Person, I would love to un-zip your proprietary files!"
- Happy Anniversary- I'm WWWild About You (to woman)
- Happy Birthday or Anniversary (to male)- "Let's skip surfing tonight"
- Happy Birthday from your Secret Admirer (to woman)
Selections for Mom:
- Your Peripheral Family!- Dear Mom, You are spending too much time on the computer...
Please stop referring to the rest of your family as your peripherals!"
(Specify closing as Happy Birthday)
- Still Doing Windows?- Dear Mom, There should be less housework now that I'm (We're) gone. But, I (we) see you're still doing windows?"
(Specify closing as Happy Birthday)
Special selections:
- CompuPotato Thank You $19.95 "I'm (We're) such a CompuPotato, I(we) had this Home Page created just for you, A World of Thanks."
Fax us your logo (954)989-3331 and we place it in Mr. CompuPotato's monitor (solid color only) all for $19.95!
- Proposal of Marriage to a man "Are you a Man or are you a Mouse, MARRY ME!"
New Baby Selections:
- Baby Boy - Personalized with a background of trains, stars and teddy.
(A great gift for the new parents or a tree free birth announcement - send us a photo, photo disc or send us a file!)
- Baby Girl - Personalized in pink with adorable Teddy Background.
(Also a great shower gift - After baby is born...send us a photo, photo disc or send us a file!)
- Bar/Bat Mitzvah Cyber Simcha Guestbook Family and Friends can post messages of Mazel to the Bar/Bat Mitzvah Child. $24.95. Custom "Jewish Themed" alternatives available, please inquire.
E-mail: getagift@webcom.com with your feedback/requests.
We can do custom greetings starting at $50.00
Valued customer: Sometimes waiting on "net" connections takes longer than waiting on line at the deli counter. PLEASE phone in your order at 954-989-3338 or 800-713-7701 if this form does not submit in a timely fashion or if you need 2-4 hour turn around. You may also print the form and fax it to us at 954-989-3331. Thank you.
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